Reader submission: Her cheeks are about to burst with blood

Looks like she got smacked in the cheek with a yardstick at 200 miles per hour. Awful tan.

Reader submission: "Oil of Olay fail"

The girl on our left has that greasy tan face that comes from too much tanning and lotions. The reader says:

I actually remember when she was a cute, blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian girl. Oh, and she is my age. I am 23.

Reader submission: Happy bronze girl

From not-so-sunny Springfield, Missouri
Thanks to Hunter for the submission

Reader submission: Zac Effron hair and orange skin

Dark complected with a coat of bronzer and dyed hair, no bueno

I took this pic in BJ's restaurant in Arcadia. This weird dude wandered the restaurant and luckily came close enough for me to snap this grainy iPhone pic.

Reader submission: Top-half face tan

The bronzer must have rubbed off the bottom half of her face...
Thanks to Woody Woods for the submission.

Reader submission-Canadian Tan

Annie writes:

Hey, here is a picture of an other amazing tan, a girl from Montreal's suburb

Merci Annie! Check out her blog at emetique.blogspot.com

Reader submission - The Grimace Smile

It looks like she's forcing a smile while in discomfort.  I'd probably still smash her though. Thanks for the submission!

Another great reader submission - Midwest winter tan

The reader says:

Nobody is this tan in INDIANAPOLIS in the middle of winter.
PLEASE. Its 13 degrees here!
Thats just trashy.

I like how the white stripes of the stuffed animal contrast her overly tanned skin.

Great reader submission - Ultimate Kissy Face

This isn't the tannest girl on the site, but she certainly has the worst kissy face to the point where she might be part fish. The kissy face is stretched so tautly that her forehead is wrinkling up. Maybe there is a vaccuum just off camera that is pulling her face like that...

The "Jerziest Jerz"

Thanks to hotPicsWithDoucheBags.com for the pic.

A Bronzer's Stare

Thanks to the sherdog forum and floodtheclub.com for the pic.

Reader submission: My rosy cheeks are burning red!

Reader submission: "B*tch is real tan"

Great reader submission Facebook photo from James who says the following:

"Best part is, the kid in the pic commented on it saying "b*tch is real tan"

LoL

Reader submission: Are you wearing surgical gloves?

Then why are your hands so white? Great reader submission from Bethany!

"Orange Hardy"

Thanks to inthemix.com.au for leading me to this pic, and to whoever who came up with the name "Orange Hardy."

Orange Muppet reacts negatively to Orange Hardy...

Yeah don't forget to tan your legs too, idiot

Is that underwear dude? Inappropriate, put some pants on or change to swim trunks.

Come on dude, you can't be serious

Ugh he's so shiny ;-(
Thanks to break.com for the pic.

Sadly, I don't think he's being sarcastic

Thanks to the amazing site lamebook.com for the pic.

WTF? Brownish-red crayon man

He's so shiny too!

Good posture but bad tan

Thanks to silvercity.com.au for the pic.

Old tan D-Bag with pedo mustache

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Ms. Brown Cheeks

Celeb bad fake tans compilation

Can you name them all?
Thanks to femenino.info for the pic.

Lizzie Grubman looks like a battered fried chicken

For those that don't know, she's an American publicist. I unfortunately saw her on an episode of PoweR Girls on MTV years ago and thought that she came off as a beeyotch. She is also known for running over a bunch of people in her SUV back in 2001. Sweet!

Oh bro, you're so diesel, your tan really brings out your muscle definition

His shoulders, triceps/biceps. and forearms are all the same diameter...FAIL
Thanks to nj-guido.com for the pic.

There's a lot of things wrong with this picture....

WTF?! Thanks to break.com for the pic

Spray tan foot fail

When I used to spray tan (yes, sadly I used to spray tan), getting the hands and feet to look natural was very difficult. I would put the barrier cream all over my hands, feet, and nails, but my nails and toenails would be stained brown. It looked like I had dirty toenails that I never cleaned. There was no getting the brown out of the nails either, you had to wait till they grew out.

Brownish-red head

Arse.
Thanks to guidofistpump.com for the pic.

Shiny orange glistening forhead, kissy face

Thanks to thedirty.com for the pic.

BBQ Sauce

FYI fake tan does have a taste to it, but it doesn't taste like BBQ sauce.
Thanks to icanhascheezburger.com and inthemix.com.au for the pic.

Yeeeeoowwwch!

Thanks to kontraband.com for the pic.

Obligatory: Snooki from Jersey Shore

Snooki is the tannest of the eight cast members of Jersey Shore. For those that don't know, Jersey shore is the pinnacle of reality TV (or the nadir, depending on how you look at it). I have to admit, the show is very entertaining and I do think Snooki AKA Snickers is a sweet person.
The top pic is from Snooki's facebook. Cartoon made by Ryan Casey at butyourelikereallypretty.tumblr.com and goryango.com. Thanks to reader lehcareht for the info!

Less tanning, more treadmill

Exercise will be way healthier for you and make you look a lot better than that orange tan.
Thanks to nj-guido.com for the pic.

That look is "Orange Steel"

Thanks to thedirty.com for the pics.

Weird kissy face guido looking guy

Guys should NOT do the kissy face to attract women.

This bottom pic is a photoshop of the internet legend Brian Peppers, converted into an orange, spikey haired, kissy-face guido.  Notice the similarities between the two pics.

Good photoshops of the famous prom guidos

These photoshops crack me up.
Happy new year!