Reader Submission: Baby wants its bottle...of tanning lotion

The woman's hands are pale which happened to me when I used to fake tan from frequently washing my hands. That baby is going to get his face stained.

Her head was replaced by a Ms. Potato Head

Bronzer fail. Thanks to theDirty.com for the pics.

Gurrrrl, why you tanning?

 

This pretty girl seems nice enough, always smiling in the company of friends. I hypothesize that her friends would wish she would stop tanning, but they don't know how to bring it up and don't want to hurt her feelings. Well, I will tell you, because it's for your own good...stop tanning.

Yet another bodybuilding tan fail post!

Today's horribly outrageous fake tans is one of the reasons that the Golden Age of bodybuilding is looked upon so fondly. It had less crazy tans, less steroids, and more aesthetics.
Thanks to theBerry.com and theDirty.com for the pics.

"My Strange Addiction" - Two Tanorexics

The new show "My Strange Addiction" on TLC is pretty entertaining. It has already featured two people addicted to tanning. The one girl talks about how she tans three times a day and once tanned so much that her back bled! How horrific. Check it out yo.