Thursday, January 28, 2010

Reader submission: "B*tch is real tan"

Great reader submission Facebook photo from James who says the following:
"Best part is, the kid in the pic commented on it saying "b*tch is real tan"

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

"Orange Hardy"

Thanks to for leading me to this pic, and to whoever who came up with the name "Orange Hardy."
Orange Muppet reacts negatively to Orange Hardy...

Monday, January 25, 2010

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Lizzie Grubman looks like a battered fried chicken

For those that don't know, she's an American publicist. I unfortunately saw her on an episode of PoweR Girls on MTV years ago and thought that she came off as a beeyotch. She is also known for running over a bunch of people in her SUV back in 2001. Sweet!

Oh bro, you're so diesel, your tan really brings out your muscle definition

His shoulders, triceps/biceps. and forearms are all the same diameter...FAIL
Thanks to for the pic.

There's a lot of things wrong with this picture....

WTF?! Thanks to for the pic

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Spray tan foot fail

When I used to spray tan (yes, sadly I used to spray tan), getting the hands and feet to look natural was very difficult. I would put the barrier cream all over my hands, feet, and nails, but my nails and toenails would be stained brown. It looked like I had dirty toenails that I never cleaned. There was no getting the brown out of the nails either, you had to wait till they grew out.
Thanks to for the pic.

Brownish-red head

Thanks to for the pic.

Shiny orange glistening forhead, kissy face

Thanks to for the pic.

BBQ Sauce

FYI fake tan does have a taste to it, but it doesn't taste like BBQ sauce.
Thanks to and for the pic.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Obligatory: Snooki from Jersey Shore

Snooki is the tannest of the eight cast members of Jersey Shore. For those that don't know, Jersey shore is the pinnacle of reality TV (or the nadir, depending on how you look at it). I have to admit, the show is very entertaining and I do think Snooki AKA Snickers is a sweet person.
The top pic is from Snooki's facebook. Cartoon made by Ryan Casey at and Thanks to reader lehcareht for the info!

Monday, January 4, 2010

Less tanning, more treadmill

Exercise will be way healthier for you and make you look a lot better than that orange tan.
Thanks to for the pic.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Weird kissy face guido looking guy

Guys should NOT do the kissy face to attract women.

This bottom pic is a photoshop of the internet legend Brian Peppers, converted into an orange, spikey haired, kissy-face guido.  Notice the similarities between the two pics.