Leave your humanity behind and become a tan creature of the club scene

She is rocking both the heart shape AND the playboy sign. That's a hardcore tanner right there.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Their hair is repelled by their orange faces

Hair hates orange bronzer apparently and tries to escape from it. Man I have the urge to stick my head underneath the shower right now....rinse all the evil away.

Absolut Tan

Another copper face, another kissy face. Someone hand her a wet face cloth please.

I can just picture this girl doing the Snooki "WAAAAHHH!"

This girl makes Shane Carwin go "WTF?"