Thursday, July 29, 2010

Reader Submission: Tanorexic with raccoon eyes

Raccoon eyes, otherwise known as panda eyes, even though raccoons and pandas have darker circles around their eyes, not lighter...hmmmmmmmm
The reader writes:
"She's a great person but she's addicted to tanning and her skin is starting to look horrid. It looks like she paints her skin and it's absolutely disgusting. She is a pretty girl but she's ruining herself."
Sounds like we need tanning rehab.

Reader submission: Orange Bottle Rat

Enjoy your expensive liquid poison ladies.
Thanks to Kelly for the picture.

Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Some of the worst tan lines of all time

The first guy is absolutely frightening with the blurred out face and natural diving-cap-like head.
In the second pic with the watch tan line, are those blisters or moles on the hand? If they're moles, get them checked out by a dermatologist. The hands get a lot of sun as that person found out.
Thanks to for the first pic and for the rest.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

You look out of this world, but not in the way you think

Does it ever occur to her when she sees pictures of herself with other people, or when she's looking in a bathroom mirror with another person, that she is INSANELY tan in comparison to them? Probably not, I'm guessing she's oblivious.
Thanks to for the pic.

Monday, July 19, 2010 featured on ABC Nightline
On Friday night ABC Nightline featured! I had an eye infection, crazier than usual hair, and I'm talking out the side of my mouth all weird, but at least the quotes they used from me are decent! :)
Thanks to all the readers of this blog for your continued support!

Reader submission: Change your skin and your hair to inhuman colors

Thanks to Michael for the pic.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Orange Chinese Mask Face

Thanks to for the fail pic, and for the Chinese Mask pic.
In other news, no, I am not dead. I had to take some time off to focus on work stuff. During the break ABC did film me for a segment on spray tans that will be on ABC Nightline if they do air it.
During the break, I also had to get more sun damage frozen and cut off my body. I'm only 29 and haven't tanned in years. The sun is no joke!