Saturday, February 27, 2010

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Guidos being ridiculous in the tanning salon

I think we've seen these guys before, but never actually in the tanning salon...well here you go.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Reader submission: Tanned by the Black Hole Sun

Frightening gaze, reminds me of the Sound Garden Video "Black Hole Sun":
Thanks to Jessica for the pic.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Reader submission: "Oil of Olay fail"

The girl on our left has that greasy tan face that comes from too much tanning and lotions. The reader says:
I actually remember when she was a cute, blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian girl. Oh, and she is my age. I am 23.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Dark complected with a coat of bronzer and dyed hair, no bueno

I took this pic in BJ's restaurant in Arcadia. This weird dude wandered the restaurant and luckily came close enough for me to snap this grainy iPhone pic.

Reader submission: Top-half face tan

The bronzer must have rubbed off the bottom half of her face...
Thanks to Woody Woods for the submission.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Reader submission-Canadian Tan

Annie writes:
Hey, here is a picture of an other amazing tan, a girl from Montreal's suburb
Merci Annie! Check out her blog at

Friday, February 5, 2010

Reader submission - The Grimace Smile

It looks like she's forcing a smile while in discomfort.  I'd probably still smash her though. Thanks for the submission!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Another great reader submission - Midwest winter tan

The reader says:
Nobody is this tan in INDIANAPOLIS in the middle of winter.
PLEASE. Its 13 degrees here!
Thats just trashy.
I like how the white stripes of the stuffed animal contrast her overly tanned skin.

Great reader submission - Ultimate Kissy Face

This isn't the tannest girl on the site, but she certainly has the worst kissy face to the point where she might be part fish. The kissy face is stretched so tautly that her forehead is wrinkling up. Maybe there is a vaccuum just off camera that is pulling her face like that...