Saturday, March 7, 2009

Welcome to Pale Is The New Tan!

Welcome! This site is the resulting backlash from fake and unnatural tans that started in the 90's and have carried on today. You will see pictures of freakishly bad spray tans and uneven bronzer applications, as well as crispy folks covered in malignant melanoma from years of sun damage. Fan submissions are always appreciated. Welcome to the site and enjoy!