Pale!

Spray pale is better than spray tan.
Pic from toothpastefordinner.com

Orange Plastic Doll Douche

His face and hair are so shiny. Way to rock the Ed Hardy shirt with the sculpted eye brows and the shaved lines in the hair.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for the pic.

Oh. My. God.

Chicago monster again. How can all these people calmly put their faces up next to hers? Good lord.
Pic thanks to surrealchicago.com

Chicago Monster Returns!

Gadzooks, GTFO of Chicago and go back to the depths of hell demon woman. *Shiver* Nice horizontal eyebrows.
That guy next to her is happy just to have something with a pulse that he can mack on....He's even double fisting drinks so that he can bring himself to do the deed.
Pic thanks to surrealchicago.com

So very orange

At least he got some of the insides of his ears. Can you believe this guy is a famous public relations "expert"? He should know he shouldn't be seen out in public like that.

Her skin looks like gravy after you let it sit for a while

This picture has been floating around on the internet for a long time.
Malignant melanoma is very deadly :(

Nice eyebrows

If I had all the time in the world, I'd make a "bad eyebrows" blog too. The girl sitting behind this Gotti boys wannabe accentuates this douche's unnatural hue.

Did she eat two kilograms of beta carotene?

From wikipedia: Carotenoderma (also carotenodermia or carotenosis) is the name given to the yellow to yellow-orange discoloration of the skin that is caused by increased serum carotenoids (carotenemia) and their subsequent deposition in the outermost layer of skin[1].
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carotenodermia

Anne Hathaway and Italian designer Valentino

http://www.tmz.com/2009/04/02/anne-hathaway-and-the-chocolate-factory/
Anne Hathaway is a hottie with good skin. She's always pretty pale unlike this bronzer maniac.

Another orange girl/normal girl comparison

Complete with kissy face

Orange is the new white? No....

PALE IS THE NEW TAN.

Orange Douche Collage

Click on the picture to enlarge it.
I love how normal people contrast the orange tinted people in the photos. For the guidos at the bottom, you'd think that someone, like their friends or their dates, would tell them "Seriously, what's with all the bronzer? You look ridiculous. Re-donk-u-lous. Re-donkey-lips. Wash it off."

Euro kids are back - same vacant stare, same bad bronze job

These guys must get hella ring around the collar.

Kill It With Fire

Did she rub copper dust all over her face? This is what happens when you're looking at only your face in the mirror and don't take a step back to look at the complete picture. Thanks to thedirty.com for the pic.

Very natural looking....like tree bark.

This girl is very nautral looking...like tree bark. She actually looks like she would be pretty if she didn't fall asleep on a deck when a coat of Rustin's Wood Stain was being applied. Once again thanks to surrealchicago.com for the pic.

Nice Leathery Hide

Paint Your Face Euro Kids

Thanks to Break.com for the pic. I like how you can see the total contrast of white skin to orange bronzer at the hairline of the guy in middle. The fat guy on the left has his head touching the middle kid's face.....GROSS!

Bronzer Monster Kicks Things Off

Wow, no better way to start off the blog than with this creature from the Chicago club scene. Yikes! I'd be surprised if she was originally from Chicago; she's most likely from eastern Europe and now resides in Chi-Town. Unbelieveably that guy in the pic is putting his face up against hers. You better wash your face with a paint remover afterwards buddy. Thanks to surrealchicago.com for the pic.

Welcome to Pale Is The New Tan!

Welcome! This site is the resulting backlash from fake and unnatural tans that started in the 90's and have carried on today. You will see pictures of freakishly bad spray tans and uneven bronzer applications, as well as crispy folks covered in malignant melanoma from years of sun damage. Fan submissions are always appreciated. Welcome to the site and enjoy!