Reader submission: Multiple unnatural colors of fake tan

The reader says: "Some 'annoying oranges' from Norway."
The first girl is an unnatural spray-tan brown and the second girl is an always unnatural orange. Apparently there is something about their fake tans that attacks their facial nerves and triggers random scrunched-up fish faces.

Reader submission: Otherworldly woman

This is another woman who looks like she came from an old Star Trek episode in the first pic. Can she rinse the Martian dust off of her body?

This guy? again

This thing was on here before...Double-Yew Tee Eff?
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Reader Submission: Tanorexic with raccoon eyes

Raccoon eyes, otherwise known as panda eyes, even though raccoons and pandas have darker circles around their eyes, not lighter...hmmmmmmmm
The reader writes:

"She's a great person but she's addicted to tanning and her skin is starting to look horrid. It looks like she paints her skin and it's absolutely disgusting. She is a pretty girl but she's ruining herself."

Sounds like we need tanning rehab.

Reader submission: Orange Bottle Rat

Enjoy your expensive liquid poison ladies.
Thanks to Kelly for the picture.

Some of the worst tan lines of all time

The first guy is absolutely frightening with the blurred out face and natural diving-cap-like head.
In the second pic with the watch tan line, are those blisters or moles on the hand? If they're moles, get them checked out by a dermatologist. The hands get a lot of sun as that person found out.
Thanks to break.com for the first pic and TMZ.com for the rest.

Show us with your fingers the number of bronzer applications she has on

Really? I think it's more than that....

You look out of this world, but not in the way you think

Does it ever occur to her when she sees pictures of herself with other people, or when she's looking in a bathroom mirror with another person, that she is INSANELY tan in comparison to them? Probably not, I'm guessing she's oblivious.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

PaleIsTheNewTan.com featured on ABC Nightline

http://abcnews.go.com/Nightline/video/orangey-glow-tan-spray-celebrity-11185969
On Friday night ABC Nightline featured PaleIsTheNewTan.com! I had an eye infection, crazier than usual hair, and I'm talking out the side of my mouth all weird, but at least the quotes they used from me are decent! :)
Thanks to all the readers of this blog for your continued support!

Reader submission: Change your skin and your hair to inhuman colors

TRANSCEND HUMANITY!
Thanks to Michael for the pic.

Orange Chinese Mask Face

Thanks to epicFail.com for the fail pic, and houyeah.com for the Chinese Mask pic.
In other news, no, I am not dead. I had to take some time off to focus on work stuff. During the break ABC did film me for a segment on spray tans that will be on ABC Nightline if they do air it.
During the break, I also had to get more sun damage frozen and cut off my body. I'm only 29 and haven't tanned in years. The sun is no joke!

Leave your humanity behind and become a tan creature of the club scene

She is rocking both the heart shape AND the playboy sign. That's a hardcore tanner right there.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Their hair is repelled by their orange faces

Hair hates orange bronzer apparently and tries to escape from it. Man I have the urge to stick my head underneath the shower right now....rinse all the evil away.

Absolut Tan

Another copper face, another kissy face. Someone hand her a wet face cloth please.

I can just picture this girl doing the Snooki "WAAAAHHH!"

This girl makes Shane Carwin go "WTF?"

Is he a Sweedo?

Could be, I dunno, but he sure is tan. The lighter brow line is sweet.

My tanning haiku

Her orange panda eyes
From the background they stare out
She thinks of tanning

The "BizarrOrange World" bodybuilding competition

In the BizarrOrange World, people that aren't in shape paint themselves in self tanner and compete in bodybuilding competitions. For real though, I have no idea what the back story on this pic is. They're dressed and tanned like they're ready to do some posing for a bodybuilding competition, but they certainly aren't in bodybuilder shape...Anyone know what's going on?
Thanks to theBerry.com for the pic.

Battlefield Earth Barbie

Thanks to theBerry.com for the pics.

Reader submission: I CAN HAS CANZER?

Why? WHY?? The painful sunburn, plus the smoking....I'm concerned for your health man.
Thanks to Erik for the submission.

"Grandpa Trout" from theDirty.com

Trout is TheDirty.com slang for "an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or “swim upstream”".

Uh what happened?

I can't tell if it's a bad fake tan, a skin disease, or what....

If ghosts could tan...

Kind of reminds me of like a Scooby Doo ghost, but with a tan....

Sweet and Sour

Man I love Chinese food...
I got the pic and the title from break.com

Her Mystic Tan level is over 9000!

I'm not sure where the pic is originally from but the censored eyes are reminiscent of LameBook.com