Monday, November 16, 2009

One of the things wrong with bodybuilding....the fake tans

I really like bodybuilding as a means of self improvement. It helps you stay in shape, look good, relieve stress, etc. There are also a lot of things I don't like about it....the steroid use, the heavy dieting and dehydration for competitions....and of course, I don't like the ridiculous fake tans competitors put on for shows so their muscle definition isn't washed out by the bright stage lights. The results are disturbing.
"I don't see a white boy! I see a damn fool!" -from Seinfeld. This guy looks like he's going for racially insensitive blackface.

I totally love the Super Mario Bros. movie comparison. I think that film was John Leguizamo's best work. Pic from

Copper boy, I highly recommend LASIK.

It looks like he has a zit between his eyebrows that he picked at and the self-tanner just made it look darker.

Female bodybuilding is out, figure competitions and fitness competitions are in.



    I did a little mashup of the bodybuilder and teh Goomba a year or so ago, you have my permission to post this should you wish!

  2. Props on the Seinfeld reference!

  3. thats really fucking gross

  4. Oh gawd! Totally agree, we <3 bodybuilding, but the fake tans are awful :(

  5. First one really creepy