Monday, May 31, 2010

Is he a Sweedo?

Could be, I dunno, but he sure is tan. The lighter brow line is sweet.

Sunday, May 23, 2010

My tanning haiku

Her orange panda eyes
From the background they stare out
She thinks of tanning

The "BizarrOrange World" bodybuilding competition

In the BizarrOrange World, people that aren't in shape paint themselves in self tanner and compete in bodybuilding competitions. For real though, I have no idea what the back story on this pic is. They're dressed and tanned like they're ready to do some posing for a bodybuilding competition, but they certainly aren't in bodybuilder shape...Anyone know what's going on?
Thanks to for the pic.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Battlefield Earth Barbie

Thanks to for the pics.

Reader submission: I CAN HAS CANZER?

Why? WHY?? The painful sunburn, plus the smoking....I'm concerned for your health man.
Thanks to Erik for the submission.

Monday, May 17, 2010

"Grandpa Trout" from

Trout is slang for "an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or “swim upstream”".

Uh what happened?

I can't tell if it's a bad fake tan, a skin disease, or what....

Thursday, May 6, 2010

If ghosts could tan...

Kind of reminds me of like a Scooby Doo ghost, but with a tan....

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Sweet and Sour

Man I love Chinese food...
I got the pic and the title from

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Her Mystic Tan level is over 9000!

I'm not sure where the pic is originally from but the censored eyes are reminiscent of