Monday, November 16, 2009
One of the things wrong with bodybuilding....the fake tans
I really like bodybuilding as a means of self improvement. It helps you stay in shape, look good, relieve stress, etc. There are also a lot of things I don't like about it....the steroid use, the heavy dieting and dehydration for competitions....and of course, I don't like the ridiculous fake tans competitors put on for shows so their muscle definition isn't washed out by the bright stage lights. The results are disturbing.
"I don't see a white boy! I see a damn fool!" -from Seinfeld. This guy looks like he's going for racially insensitive blackface.
I totally love the Super Mario Bros. movie comparison. I think that film was John Leguizamo's best work. Pic from totallyLooksLike.com
Copper boy, I highly recommend LASIK.
It looks like he has a zit between his eyebrows that he picked at and the self-tanner just made it look darker.
Female bodybuilding is out, figure competitions and fitness competitions are in.
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I did a little mashup of the bodybuilder and teh Goomba a year or so ago, you have my permission to post this should you wish!
Props on the Seinfeld reference!ReplyDelete
thats really fucking grossReplyDelete
Oh gawd! Totally agree, we <3 bodybuilding, but the fake tans are awful :(ReplyDelete
First one really creepyReplyDelete