Monday, November 16, 2009

Guidos are so two thousand and late. Sweedos are in for 2010

Description from a Sherdog forum thread:
"SWEEDOS - a name combined from the location where these tools live (Sweden) and of their mancrushes from New Jersey, the Guidos. Saturating Stockholm clubs with hair gel, hair spray, and anal lube, Sweedos are typically younger than the Guidos. Born from rich parents who never forced them to do any remotely difficult job in life, Sweedos never properly developed testicles and are often gender-confused. Unlike the Guidos, Sweedos do not display dissonance between their looks and their actions. Whereas Guidos try to look metrosexual while simultaneously trying to look tough (often producing very hilarious results), Sweedos both look and act metrosexual, which is often misperceived by some as being straight. Sweedos are also world-renowned for their uncanny ability to remind many men of a girl who they used to have a crush on."

Personally I just view Sweedos as Guidos with blonde hair--they don't have to actually be from Sweden. Hey, you'll know one when you see one.
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Posted by elusive obvious at 7:07 PM

10 comments:

  1. In Gotheburg (Sweden) we call those Partille Johnny and the most common thing among them are the rubberbands they have around their ankles (and the bronzer), they look ridiculus but unfortunately its a very common fashion here these days , funny to find an "international" name for them.
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  2. as someone who has grown up with many a guido, you have blown my fragile mind! LMAO
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  3. Guidos, Sweedos... They all look like Cheetos.

    feel free to use that, if you haven't already. love the site.
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  4. a shame to my people they truly are :(
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  5. the little guy on the far right... whats he looking at?
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  6. You guys are sick. Everyone has his/her own style and I'd rather look like this than like what the average American looks like --> http://thejaywrites.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/plus-size-1.jpg . Because believe me, this picture is what comes to Swedish people's minds when talking about Americans. It's the Americans who should be pointed at for being fat, ugly and.. just poor.
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  7. These guys are solely confined to the city of Gothenburg. I've never seen a live specimen in Stockholm.
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  8. Normal, white(not Arabfags or Asiafags) Swedish people tend to be attractive

    This is just... no. I want to pour buckets of bleach on them.
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  9. Boii....you are insane, clearly.
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  10. Auch, delicate topic for Boii :)

    Possibly one of those "own-stylers"? ;)
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