Saturday, December 19, 2009

It's a man baby!



Actually, I'm not sure about that being a man but it does looks very tranny like.
Thanks to ebaumsworld.com and nj-guido.com for the pics.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Thursday, December 17, 2009

What a colorful face you have my dear

I can't tell if this is the same girl in the Hungarian Ghoul photo or not. In this pic she looks like she might cute if she washed all the crap off of her face.
Thanks to the NOT SAFE FOR WORK napiszar.com for the pic.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

iJustine's sister is inhumanly brown

iJustine is a video blogger and internet celebrity.  She is the regular colored one, and her sister is the one with the strange hue.  The girls are hot though and I'd smash them both.
Thanks to Chris for pointing me to these pics.
Pics from flickr.com/photos/ijustine

Monday, December 14, 2009

The tanning downward spiral

The author at ex-genius.tumblr.com says "So between 2006 and 2007 she visited the planet Mercury?" LoL
Thanks to studentloansforbeermoney.tumblr.com for the pic.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

Friday, December 11, 2009

Blargh


+1 point ridiculousness for the kissy face.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Tanning and crunches are their favorite things

Over the top spray tans and good abs are more important to these guys than world peace. Looks like one brother had one more Mystic Tan session than the other.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for the pics.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Lee Hotti, internet meme



knowYourMeme.com breaks down the Lee Hotti phenomenon. There even used to be a Lee Hotti website.
Thanks to Vlaze.com/AuralSalvation which made the hilarious PSA, damnFunnyPictures.com, mitcz.com, and nj-guido.com for some of the pics, and fatawesome.com for the cartoon.

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Reader submission: The Tan Ram


The Ram is Mickey Rourke's character in the awesome movie "The Wrestler" (bottom picture). This tan copy needs less tanning and more fixing the grill.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Orange mother inspires daughter to severely burn her body

Girl, 10, suffers burns on 70% of her body after 16 minutes in coin-operated tanning booth
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1176167/Girl-10-suffers-burns-70-body-16-minutes-coin-operated-tanning-booth.html
The orange and hypocritical mother has the nerve to say the following:
Yesterday, her mother demanded a ban on unsupervised coin-operated sunbeds.

Sharon Hannaford, 34, added: 'These sunbeds are very high powered and there is nobody there to prevent a youngster going in and doing this. I want them shut down.'
It's very sad that her mother is setting the example to be orange and cancerous.

Funny comments from the inTheMix.com.au forum about the mother/daughter article:
SparklingSam says: "I wonder why she wanted to use a tanning booth"
Heist9000 says: "How much irony can one family possibly 'radiate' ?"

Speaking of cancer from tanning, here's a quote from the October 12th, 2009 issue of Time magazine:
In July, the cancer-research wing of the World Health Organization (WHO) added tanning beds and sunlamps to its list of human-cancer-causing agents. "The risk of cutaneous melanoma is increased by 75% when use of tanning devices starts before 30 years of age," reads a statement on the WHO website.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Thursday, December 3, 2009

That's a helluva kissyface

She's got an orange tan and a ridiculous, possibly botox-enhanced kissy face...which wouldn't be the only thing cosmetically enhanced on her.
Thanks to tryingTooHard.org for the one pic.

Wednesday, December 2, 2009

It's fashion week here at PaleIsTheNewTan





Here's designer Valentino again. Look how nice Gwyneth Paltrow looks compared to those orange idiots.

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

Giorgio Armani joins the obliviously overtanned fashion designers




For someone whose job revolves around vanity and a person's look, he certainly lacks self-awareness in regards to his skin hue.