Saturday, December 19, 2009
It's a man baby!
Actually, I'm not sure about that being a man but it does looks very tranny like.
Thanks to ebaumsworld.com and nj-guido.com for the pics.
Friday, December 18, 2009
Thursday, December 17, 2009
What a colorful face you have my dear
I can't tell if this is the same girl in the Hungarian Ghoul photo or not. In this pic she looks like she might cute if she washed all the crap off of her face.
Thanks to the NOT SAFE FOR WORK napiszar.com for the pic.
Thanks to the NOT SAFE FOR WORK napiszar.com for the pic.
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
iJustine's sister is inhumanly brown
iJustine is a video blogger and internet celebrity. She is the regular colored one, and her sister is the one with the strange hue. The girls are hot though and I'd smash them both.
Thanks to Chris for pointing me to these pics.
Pics from flickr.com/photos/ ijustine
Thanks to Chris for pointing me to these pics.
Pics from flickr.com/photos/
Monday, December 14, 2009
The tanning downward spiral
The author at ex-genius.tumblr.com says "So between 2006 and 2007 she visited the planet Mercury?" LoL
Thanks to studentloansforbeermoney.tumblr.com for the pic.
Thanks to studentloansforbeermoney.tumblr.com for the pic.
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Friday, December 11, 2009
Thursday, December 10, 2009
Wednesday, December 9, 2009
Donatella Versace's leathery skin is used to make Versace hand bags when it peels
She looks like she is 1/3 grandma, 1/3 prostitute, and 1/3 scab.
Thanks to justjared.buzznet.com, zimbio.com, totallyLooksLike.com, and www.dailymail.co.uk for the pics.
Thanks to justjared.buzznet.com, zimbio.com, totallyLooksLike.com, and www.dailymail.co.uk for the pics.
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Tanning and crunches are their favorite things
Over the top spray tans and good abs are more important to these guys than world peace. Looks like one brother had one more Mystic Tan session than the other.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for the pics.
Thanks to hotchickswithdouchebags.com for the pics.
Monday, December 7, 2009
Lee Hotti, internet meme
knowYourMeme.com breaks down the Lee Hotti phenomenon. There even used to be a Lee Hotti website.
Thanks to Vlaze.com/AuralSalvation which made the hilarious PSA, damnFunnyPictures.com, mitcz.com, and nj-guido.com for some of the pics, and fatawesome.com for the cartoon.
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Reader submission: The Tan Ram
The Ram is Mickey Rourke's character in the awesome movie "The Wrestler" (bottom picture). This tan copy needs less tanning and more fixing the grill.
Saturday, December 5, 2009
Orange mother inspires daughter to severely burn her body
Girl, 10, suffers burns on 70% of her body after 16 minutes in coin-operated tanning booth
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1176167/Girl-10-suffers-burns-70-body-16-minutes-coin-operated-tanning-booth.html
The orange and hypocritical mother has the nerve to say the following:
Funny comments from the inTheMix.com.au forum about the mother/daughter article:
SparklingSam says: "I wonder why she wanted to use a tanning booth"
Heist9000 says: "How much irony can one family possibly 'radiate' ?"
Speaking of cancer from tanning, here's a quote from the October 12th, 2009 issue of Time magazine:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1176167/Girl-10-suffers-burns-70-body-16-minutes-coin-operated-tanning-booth.html
The orange and hypocritical mother has the nerve to say the following:
Yesterday, her mother demanded a ban on unsupervised coin-operated sunbeds.It's very sad that her mother is setting the example to be orange and cancerous.
Sharon Hannaford, 34, added: 'These sunbeds are very high powered and there is nobody there to prevent a youngster going in and doing this. I want them shut down.'
Funny comments from the inTheMix.com.au forum about the mother/daughter article:
SparklingSam says: "I wonder why she wanted to use a tanning booth"
Heist9000 says: "How much irony can one family possibly 'radiate' ?"
Speaking of cancer from tanning, here's a quote from the October 12th, 2009 issue of Time magazine:
In July, the cancer-research wing of the World Health Organization (WHO) added tanning beds and sunlamps to its list of human-cancer-causing agents. "The risk of cutaneous melanoma is increased by 75% when use of tanning devices starts before 30 years of age," reads a statement on the WHO website.
Friday, December 4, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
That's a helluva kissyface
She's got an orange tan and a ridiculous, possibly botox-enhanced kissy face...which wouldn't be the only thing cosmetically enhanced on her.
Thanks to tryingTooHard.org for the one pic.
Thanks to tryingTooHard.org for the one pic.
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
It's fashion week here at PaleIsTheNewTan
Here's designer Valentino again. Look how nice Gwyneth Paltrow looks compared to those orange idiots.
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Giorgio Armani joins the obliviously overtanned fashion designers
For someone whose job revolves around vanity and a person's look, he certainly lacks self-awareness in regards to his skin hue.
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