Thursday, September 16, 2010

Don't worry, this is a dude.

I've had these pics for a few weeks but it just occurred to me now to put them on the site. His tan is probably more natural than anything, but his face and body don't match and he looks like such a weirdo that I had to post these photos. In case you were wondering, his arms and pectorals show signs of Synthol use. Here is a Wikipedia article with more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Site_enhancement_oil
LoLz I sent these photos to one of my best friends and she couldn't fall back asleep after witnessing this nightmare!
Anybody know where this dude is from? I've heard Brazil or India.

37 comments:

  1. He's brazilian. The windows welcome page in his pc is set in portuguese (Bem vindo!), as well as the text (Gênesis)in his t-shirt.

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    1. Yep, you probably right...

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    2. Good catch, Amanda, I'm way to blind to have spotted that!

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  2. Dang, nice job Amanda, that is very perceptive & observant! Thanks! I definitely did not want to zoom in too close with this guy ;-)

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  3. Mmm yay, I just love when a dudes boobs are bigger than mine.

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  4. WTF? I don't even know what to say here. He REALLY creeps me out.

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  5. I think this guy and Battlefield Earth Barbie should hook up! They'd be completely perfect for each other! Even better is you should put their pictures in one of those baby photo generator programs and see what their mutant children will look like!! ha!

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  6. Why are his hips so wide and is he really wearing MASCARA? Hair looks like a well used mop. Sad, cause otherwise the material is not so bad at all. He has undergone much to become this ugly.

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  7. I hope he's happy and live and long and productive life.
    But gotdamn put a whole body paper bag over it!

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  8. its not a dude. its the hulk.

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  9. D@mn...

    I want to suspect that even the muscles are fake (injections).

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  10. Don't worry?! this is clearly terrifying, he looks like Voldemort in a shiny brown hulk suit.

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  11. brazil ! ! ! campeão do mundo ! ! !

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  12. Because even as wide and she is really wearing mascara? Hair looks very used to absorb.

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  13. Holy "No country for old men" Batman

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  14. Аnd Windows XP is counterfeit (stolen). Seen warning on screen.

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  15. I don't think that person was born male.

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  16. When I saw this guy for the first time, I confused him for a differend species !
    He reminds me, very much, of a Gibbon- monkey !!

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  17. Sadly, he's Brazilian :P

    The windows entry screen says "bem-vindo", which means welcome in Poruguese.

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  18. you horrible disgusting fucking people, whats this guy done to deserve your unintelligent scorn and laughter? I bet your all dismorphic suffereing pricks

    you small minded ants with your stupid contitioned brains and boring little lifes

    do not contaminate my gene pool, im ashamed that you class youself as one of my species

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  19. Oh, so you finally found your pics, Mr. Brazil?

    Before you call someone stupid and unintelligent, you should learn to spell, capitalize, punctuate and plural/single placement.

    -- you're not "your"

    --suffering not "suffereing"

    Conditioned not "contitioned"

    "lifes" should be lives


    I don't think you have to worry about anyone wanting your orc like attributes so no worry about the gene pool.

    You're welcome.

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  20. He looks like the Mexican version of the 70s Hulk. lol

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  21. Don't worry. Brazilians don't usually look like this. We do prefer some healty tan or pale clean skin.

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  22. these photos have "sex reassignment surgery" written all over them.

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  23. Clash of the Titans - the old one. Calibos.

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  24. Brazil is in these figures only exist here, my dream of consumption hahahahahaha!!!
    bem vindo ao trem fantasma brasileiro :)

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  25. I keep leaving and coming back to laugh. I can't stop laughing.

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  26. Ahhh Brazil... Land of promiscuity, corruption, crimes and of course UGLY PEOPLE!!! lol!!

    So proud of being brazilian..

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  27. Eeeerrrk! He looks like Meeeee... Except out of my worst nightmare.

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  28. Liberal use of Synthol made this.

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  29. Does anyone know his name? Does he even know that he is all over the web?

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