Another monstrosity. WTH?

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pix.

Battlefield Earth Barbie part 4: The Apocalypse. Gets bitten by a snake, goes viral.

 

I saw a video headline about a model getting bitten by a snake but I passed it up, until the smart/witty/funny readers of community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt pointed out that she was on my site before! Battlefield Earth Barbie has a name: Orit Fox. She has the knack of looking bat-crap crazy in every photo she takes. Her horrible fake tan has even turned that cat's eyes orange in the last pic.

Previous Battlefield Earth Barbie posts:

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/05/battlefield-earth-barbie.html
http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/09/battlefield-earth-barbie-makes-her.html

http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/10/battlefield-earth-barbie-triology-egads.html

Also thanks to acidcow.com and zimbio.com and funtasticus.com for some pics.

Fantastic Reader Submission: Glamour Gurlz

The girl in the sixth picture might be the same as this one: http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/04/shes-baaaaaaaaaaaaack.html
Thanks to Katarina for the amazing submission.

Doug E. Fresshh, possibly reformed tanorexic

This is like half the pics I have on this guy. He takes so many shirtless pics of himself in the bathroom with his camera phone that he should install fun-house mirrors in there to look bigger, because he ain't diesel.
He's also so tan that at first I thought it was fake. I'm happy to report that he posted a Facebook status saying that his "tanning dayz r officially OVER!!!!" For his health, finances, and humanity, let's hope he doesn't relapse. You can do it!
Thanks to theDirty.com for one of the pics.

HEHE!

Lawl!
BTW if anyone can email me a watermark image that looks prettier than the pale blue "paleIsTheNewTan.com" text that I stick on the pix, I will be very grateful. Thanks!

Another Velociraptor Woman photo for your collection

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

More pics of the Velociraptor Woman

It's funny that she has a group of kids following her in the first pic. Kids love dinosaurs. You can almost see her thought balloon saying "Haters gonna hate" as she strolls on by.
The Velociraptor woman can first be seen here.

Reader Submission: Baby wants its bottle...of tanning lotion

The woman's hands are pale which happened to me when I used to fake tan from frequently washing my hands. That baby is going to get his face stained.

Her head was replaced by a Ms. Potato Head

Bronzer fail. Thanks to theDirty.com for the pics.

Gurrrrl, why you tanning?

 

This pretty girl seems nice enough, always smiling in the company of friends. I hypothesize that her friends would wish she would stop tanning, but they don't know how to bring it up and don't want to hurt her feelings. Well, I will tell you, because it's for your own good...stop tanning.