This is like half the pics I have on this guy. He takes so many shirtless pics of himself in the bathroom with his camera phone that he should install fun-house mirrors in there to look bigger, because he ain't diesel.
He's also so tan that at first I thought it was fake. I'm happy to report that he posted a Facebook status saying that his "tanning dayz r officially OVER!!!!" For his health, finances, and humanity, let's hope he doesn't relapse. You can do it!
Thanks to theDirty.com for one of the pics.