Wednesday, October 5, 2011

It's about time I updated this blog!


I've been gone too long...mostly because I've just been working out a lot and doing other things, but also because I haven't come across as many ridiculous tans as I did a couple of years ago. This is probably a good thing. Maybe I'm just looking in the wrong places?
Good thing that woman is covering her lips and eyes. We don't want her to get sunburn.
Thanks to EbaumsWorld.com and streetParade.com via Louiza for one of the pics.
Big thanks to hunnyBeeDesign.com for the new watermark!

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Purposely sunburning a design into your body is so played out, plus regular sunburns







Regarding the first two pics: purposely damaging your skin, increasing your risk for cancer and premature aging, all for a laugh? Super lame.

Thanks to invisiblebread.com, sherdog.com, and HaHastop.com for the pics.

Monday, March 14, 2011

Another monstrosity. WTH?

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pix.

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Battlefield Earth Barbie part 4: The Apocalypse. Gets bitten by a snake, goes viral.


I saw a video headline about a model getting bitten by a snake but I passed it up, until the smart/witty/funny readers of community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt pointed out that she was on my site before! Battlefield Earth Barbie has a name: Orit Fox. She has the knack of looking bat-crap crazy in every photo she takes. Her horrible fake tan has even turned that cat's eyes orange in the last pic.

Previous Battlefield Earth Barbie posts:
http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/05/battlefield-earth-barbie.html
http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/09/battlefield-earth-barbie-makes-her.html

Also thanks to acidcow.com and zimbio.com and funtasticus.com for some pics.

Saturday, March 12, 2011

Fantastic Reader Submission: Glamour Gurlz

The girl in the sixth picture might be the same as this one: http://www.paleisthenewtan.com/2010/04/shes-baaaaaaaaaaaaack.html
Thanks to Katarina for the amazing submission.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Doug E. Fresshh, possibly reformed tanorexic

This is like half the pics I have on this guy. He takes so many shirtless pics of himself in the bathroom with his camera phone that he should install fun-house mirrors in there to look bigger, because he ain't diesel.
He's also so tan that at first I thought it was fake. I'm happy to report that he posted a Facebook status saying that his "tanning dayz r officially OVER!!!!" For his health, finances, and humanity, let's hope he doesn't relapse. You can do it!
Thanks to theDirty.com for one of the pics.

HEHE!

Lawl!
BTW if anyone can email me a watermark image that looks prettier than the pale blue "paleIsTheNewTan.com" text that I stick on the pix, I will be very grateful. Thanks!

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Another Velociraptor Woman photo for your collection

Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.

Sunday, February 6, 2011

More pics of the Velociraptor Woman


It's funny that she has a group of kids following her in the first pic. Kids love dinosaurs. You can almost see her thought balloon saying "Haters gonna hate" as she strolls on by.
The Velociraptor woman can first be seen here.