epicFail.com for the fail pic, and houyeah.com for the Chinese Mask pic.
In other news, no, I am not dead. I had to take some time off to focus on work stuff. During the break ABC did film me for a segment on spray tans that will be on ABC Nightline if they do air it.
During the break, I also had to get more sun damage frozen and cut off my body. I'm only 29 and haven't tanned in years. The sun is no joke!