Wednesday, April 12, 2017

Tanning Addict Barbie Wants To Be ‘Crispy Brown’: HOOKED ON THE LOOK

Don't Worry: My Sunburn Will Turn Into a Tan

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Dat dere orange spray tan

Unnatural looking, streaks, overpriced, wears off in just a few days, weird chemicals cause you to break out.....what more could you want!?!?

Burn baby burn, tanning inferno

Ouch! Don't forget your sunblock peeps! A couple of months ago I made the mistake of not applying sunblock below my waistline. After playing in the ocean, my swim shorts sagged a bit, and I got a crimson streak on my lower back. When in doubt, apply that sunblock.

Monday, October 13, 2014

Clubbing? I'll pass

Tanning mom has done a lot for the anti-tanning movement since 2012

She seems well-adjusted.
Thanks to for the last set of pics.

Unilateral Dermatoheliosis AKA one side of your face is wrinkly and gross

This is a life-long trucker who had the window down and the sun on the left side of his face....just shows you the power of the sun to make you wrinkly.