Thursday, December 2, 2021

Keep rollin' rollin' rollin' rollin'


This poor girl used an online beauty tip to apply fake tan with a paint roller.

She said: “Who ever the girl was that recommend to apply fake tan with a paint roller is one lying f**k. Don’t think I’ll be at work Friday 😂😂😂.”

Source: https://www.dailydot.com/unclick/woman-paint-roller-fake-tan/

Tuesday, October 14, 2014

Dat dere orange spray tan












Unnatural looking, streaks, overpriced, wears off in just a few days, weird chemicals cause you to break out.....what more could you want!?!?

Burn baby burn, tanning inferno
















Ouch! Don't forget your sunblock peeps! A couple of months ago I made the mistake of not applying sunblock below my waistline. After playing in the ocean, my swim shorts sagged a bit, and I got a crimson streak on my lower back. When in doubt, apply that sunblock.