Pale Is The New Tan
A blog on terrible looking tans
Wednesday, April 12, 2017
Tuesday, October 14, 2014
Dat dere orange spray tan
Unnatural looking, streaks, overpriced, wears off in just a few days, weird chemicals cause you to break out.....what more could you want!?!?
Burn baby burn, tanning inferno
Ouch! Don't forget your sunblock peeps! A couple of months ago I made the mistake of not applying sunblock below my waistline. After playing in the ocean, my swim shorts sagged a bit, and I got a crimson streak on my lower back. When in doubt, apply that sunblock.
Monday, October 13, 2014
Unilateral Dermatoheliosis AKA one side of your face is wrinkly and gross
This is a life-long trucker who had the window down and the sun on the left side of his face....just shows you the power of the sun to make you wrinkly.
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