This thing was on here before...Double-Yew Tee Eff?
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Thursday, July 29, 2010
Reader Submission: Tanorexic with raccoon eyes
Raccoon eyes, otherwise known as panda eyes, even though raccoons and pandas have darker circles around their eyes, not lighter...hmmmmmmmm
The reader writes:
The reader writes:
"She's a great person but she's addicted to tanning and her skin is starting to look horrid. It looks like she paints her skin and it's absolutely disgusting. She is a pretty girl but she's ruining herself."Sounds like we need tanning rehab.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Some of the worst tan lines of all time
The first guy is absolutely frightening with the blurred out face and natural diving-cap-like head.
In the second pic with the watch tan line, are those blisters or moles on the hand? If they're moles, get them checked out by a dermatologist. The hands get a lot of sun as that person found out.
Thanks to break.com for the first pic and TMZ.com for the rest.
In the second pic with the watch tan line, are those blisters or moles on the hand? If they're moles, get them checked out by a dermatologist. The hands get a lot of sun as that person found out.
Thanks to break.com for the first pic and TMZ.com for the rest.
Monday, July 26, 2010
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
You look out of this world, but not in the way you think
Does it ever occur to her when she sees pictures of herself with other people, or when she's looking in a bathroom mirror with another person, that she is INSANELY tan in comparison to them? Probably not, I'm guessing she's oblivious.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.
Monday, July 19, 2010
PaleIsTheNewTan.com featured on ABC Nightline
On Friday night ABC Nightline featured PaleIsTheNewTan.com! I had an eye infection, crazier than usual hair, and I'm talking out the side of my mouth all weird, but at least the quotes they used from me are decent! :)
Thanks to all the readers of this blog for your continued support!
Thursday, July 8, 2010
Orange Chinese Mask Face
Thanks to epicFail.com for the fail pic, and houyeah.com for the Chinese Mask pic.
In other news, no, I am not dead. I had to take some time off to focus on work stuff. During the break ABC did film me for a segment on spray tans that will be on ABC Nightline if they do air it.
During the break, I also had to get more sun damage frozen and cut off my body. I'm only 29 and haven't tanned in years. The sun is no joke!
In other news, no, I am not dead. I had to take some time off to focus on work stuff. During the break ABC did film me for a segment on spray tans that will be on ABC Nightline if they do air it.
During the break, I also had to get more sun damage frozen and cut off my body. I'm only 29 and haven't tanned in years. The sun is no joke!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Leave your humanity behind and become a tan creature of the club scene
She is rocking both the heart shape AND the playboy sign. That's a hardcore tanner right there.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.
Thanks to theDirty.com for the pic.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Their hair is repelled by their orange faces
Hair hates orange bronzer apparently and tries to escape from it. Man I have the urge to stick my head underneath the shower right now....rinse all the evil away.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Monday, May 31, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
The "BizarrOrange World" bodybuilding competition
In the BizarrOrange World, people that aren't in shape paint themselves in self tanner and compete in bodybuilding competitions. For real though, I have no idea what the back story on this pic is. They're dressed and tanned like they're ready to do some posing for a bodybuilding competition, but they certainly aren't in bodybuilder shape...Anyone know what's going on?
Thanks to theBerry.com for the pic.
Thanks to theBerry.com for the pic.
Friday, May 21, 2010
Reader submission: I CAN HAS CANZER?
Why? WHY?? The painful sunburn, plus the smoking....I'm concerned for your health man.
Thanks to Erik for the submission.
Thanks to Erik for the submission.
Monday, May 17, 2010
"Grandpa Trout" from theDirty.com
Trout is TheDirty.com slang for "an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or “swim upstream”".
Thursday, May 6, 2010
Wednesday, May 5, 2010
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Thursday, April 29, 2010
Reader submission: Just a bit of blotchy bronzer
The reader says:
Hello E.O.Sadly, my skin must have looked like this guy's back around 2002 when I applied bronzer. It gives you this blotchy, unnatural, unhealthy look on your face. When I stopped putting that crap on my face I remember these two girls saying, "wow, what did you do? You look good! Whatever you're doing, keep doing it!" The only thing I had changed was that I stopped bronzing. Do less and look better, awesome!
My friend...is naturally this brown and not to be mocked. She deliberately had this pic taken with this guy to show how ridiculous his fake tan was compared to her real one! She tried hard not to laugh at him in this pic. He seems to think he's a babe magnet and needs his arrogance and tan bringing down a few notches!
Thankyou!
p.s. i realize this guy isn't even in the same league as some of the others but any special occasion or ball and ppl will smear on the mucky fake tan!
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Exceeding the U.S. RDA for copper
The U.S. Recommended Daily Allowance (RDA) for copper is 900 micrograms for adults. This woman looks like she eats a kilogram.
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