Sunday, February 28, 2010

Hrmm......


Thanks to thechive.com for the pic.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

She's not looking at the whole picture...

Her face doesn't match the rest of her body. Thanks to the inthemix.com.au forum for leading me to this pic.

Friday, February 26, 2010

Reader submission: You should never be so tan that you look angry

Thanks to Gons for the pics.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

"Hey everyone, look at how orange my face is!"

Thanks to the inthemix.com.au forum for leading me to this pic.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Guidos being ridiculous in the tanning salon

I think we've seen these guys before, but never actually in the tanning salon...well here you go.

Saturday, February 20, 2010

Reader submission: Tanned by the Black Hole Sun

Frightening gaze, reminds me of the Sound Garden Video "Black Hole Sun":
Thanks to Jessica for the pic.

Friday, February 19, 2010

Reader submission: Do I smell like citrus?

Dude is so orange...
Thanks to Sarah for the pic.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Reader submission: Her cheeks are about to burst with blood

Looks like she got smacked in the cheek with a yardstick at 200 miles per hour. Awful tan.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Reader submission: "Oil of Olay fail"

The girl on our left has that greasy tan face that comes from too much tanning and lotions. The reader says:
I actually remember when she was a cute, blonde haired, blue eyed Caucasian girl. Oh, and she is my age. I am 23.

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Reader submission: Happy bronze girl

From not-so-sunny Springfield, Missouri
Thanks to Hunter for the submission

Monday, February 15, 2010

Saturday, February 13, 2010

Dark complected with a coat of bronzer and dyed hair, no bueno

I took this pic in BJ's restaurant in Arcadia. This weird dude wandered the restaurant and luckily came close enough for me to snap this grainy iPhone pic.

Reader submission: Top-half face tan

The bronzer must have rubbed off the bottom half of her face...
Thanks to Woody Woods for the submission.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Reader submission-Canadian Tan


Annie writes:
Hey, here is a picture of an other amazing tan, a girl from Montreal's suburb
Merci Annie! Check out her blog at emetique.blogspot.com

Friday, February 5, 2010

Reader submission - The Grimace Smile

It looks like she's forcing a smile while in discomfort.  I'd probably still smash her though. Thanks for the submission!

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Another great reader submission - Midwest winter tan


The reader says:
Nobody is this tan in INDIANAPOLIS in the middle of winter.
PLEASE. Its 13 degrees here!
Thats just trashy.
I like how the white stripes of the stuffed animal contrast her overly tanned skin.

Great reader submission - Ultimate Kissy Face

This isn't the tannest girl on the site, but she certainly has the worst kissy face to the point where she might be part fish. The kissy face is stretched so tautly that her forehead is wrinkling up. Maybe there is a vaccuum just off camera that is pulling her face like that...