EpicFail.com for the pic of the brown blowfish.
Which brings me to a CNN article I saw today: Study: Spray tans, tanning bed use often go hand-in-hand. Don't get me wrong, if you just HAD to go tanning for some strange reason (like maybe a modeling gig or an acting gig requires it), then spray tanning is definitely the way to go over real tanning. Spray tanning is not nearly as bad for you as real tanning. Barring these special circumstances, why spend the time, money, and effort to tan at all? Just go au naturel. Because after all, Pale Is The Old tan, and Pale Is The New Tan.
The shirt, which I have nothing to do with, is available at http://skreened.com/silverswan/pale-is-the-old-tan